I've always been skeptical of those proclaimed "sightings" of holy figures, but God has shown me His greatness!
While I was masturbating earlier this afternoon, shortly after Bible study, I noticed a strange white form on my genitals. At first I thought it was just leftover lotion, but when I tried to scrape it away I realized that it was a patch of acne that had taken the form of the holy Virgin Mary, mother of Christ, just above my scrotum. I was so overwhelmed. It couldn't have been mere coincidence, and it's a true inspiration to have been chosen by God to be witness to such a miracle.
I hope others here will be graced by similar wonders and receive the full blessings of the Lord, Christ, as I have!
While you were masturbating? Is this an appropriate exercise preceding spiritual devotions and connections with God? Surely you aren't serious.
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